We all need some h’yucks, don’t we guys? So welcome to Day 1 of incredibly corny Disney jokes and puns! Fair warning- some of these are awful and will absolutely lead to eye rolling, long suffering sighs and perhaps, just maybe- will make you crack a smile!
If you watch The Lion King closely, you’ll notice lots of Simba-lism!
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands!
Q. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A. He heard he might get a hole in one!
Q. How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic?
A. With a magic Wanda!
Do you have a hilarious Disney joke you want to share? If it’s good for the whole family, drop me an email at [email protected] titled “Jokes”!