Welcome to Day 2 of incredibly corny Disney jokes and puns, I hope you enjoyed Day 1!! Fair warning- some of these are awful and will absolutely lead to eye rolling, long suffering sighs and perhaps, just maybe- will make you crack a smile!
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A. So he could visit Pluto!
Q. What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route?
A. R2-Detour!
(This one had me CACKLING! My husband was less amused…killjoy).
Q. Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
A. Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!
Q. Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?
A. MC Hammer!
Do you have a hilarious Disney joke you want to share? If it’s good for the whole family, drop me an email at [email protected] titled “Jokes”!