Welcome to Day 3 of incredibly corny Disney jokes and puns, I hope you enjoyed Day 2! By now you know I got jokes…and they are terrible, haha! If you haven’t seen the other joke posts, then fair warning- some of these are awful and will absolutely lead to eye rolling, long suffering sighs and perhaps, just maybe- will make you crack a smile!
Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A. Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
Q. What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
A. Put it on my bill!
Q. Does the God of Thunder like ice cream?
A. Sure, but he prefers Thor-bet.
Do you have a hilarious Disney joke you want to share? If it’s good for the whole family, drop me an email at couponingtodisney@titled “Jokes”!