Welcome to Day 4 of incredibly corny Disney jokes and puns, I hope you enjoyed Day 3! If you haven’t seen the other joke posts, then fair warning- some of these are awful and will absolutely lead to eye rolling, long suffering sighs and perhaps, just maybe- will make you crack a smile!
Q. Which princess makes the best corny Disney jokes?
Q. Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?
A. The second-hand store!
Q. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
A. Mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Q. What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A. A Toy-Yoda.
Do you have a hilarious Disney joke you want to share? If it’s good for the whole family, drop me an email at [email protected] titled “Jokes”!