Welcome to Day 5 of incredibly corny Disney jokes and puns, I hope you enjoyed Day 4! If you haven’t seen the other joke posts, then fair warning- some of these are awful and will absolutely lead to eye rolling, long suffering sighs and perhaps, just maybe- will make you crack a smile!
Q: What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
A: Sour grapes
Q:What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?
I just had an encounter with the God of Mischief. It was Loki terrifying!
Q. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
A. Because he won the No-Belle Prize.
Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A. He Neverlands! …………… “I love this joke because it never gets old!”
(Thanks Cheryll S., for the second part of the joke!)
Do you have a hilarious Disney joke you want to share? If it’s good for the whole family, drop me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org titled “Jokes”!