Welcome to Day 23 of incredibly corny Disney jokes and puns, I hope you enjoyed Day 22! If you haven’t seen the other joke posts, then fair warning- some of these are awful and will absolutely lead to eye rolling, long suffering sighs and perhaps, just maybe- will make you crack a smile!
Q: Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under age 3?
A: He’s a choking hazard!
Q: Why doesn’t Moana have a man?
A: Hula cares!
Q: Does Mr. Otterton listen to Gazelle?
A: Yes, he’s a rabid fan.
Q: How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
A: Take away his credit cards!
Do you have a hilarious Disney joke you want to share? If it’s good for the whole family, drop me an email at couponingtodisney@gmail.com titled “Jokes”!
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