Welcome to Day 9 of incredibly corny Disney jokes and puns, I hope you enjoyed Day 8! If you haven’t seen the other joke posts, then fair warning- some of these are awful and will absolutely lead to eye rolling, long suffering sighs and perhaps, just maybe- will make you crack a smile!
Q: What do you get when you cross an apple with a superhero?
A: Cider-Man!
Q: What goes, “Ha! Ha! Ha! AAGGHHH! Thump.”
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader!
Q: How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?
A: A buck an ear.
Q: Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?
A: He always has a hunch!
Do you have a hilarious Disney joke you want to share? If it’s good for the whole family, drop me an email at couponingtodisney@gmail.com titled “Jokes”!
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