Welcome to Day 30 of incredibly corny Disney jokes and puns, I hope you enjoyed Day 29! If you haven’t seen the other joke posts, then fair warning- some of these are awful and will absolutely lead to eye rolling, long suffering sighs and perhaps, just maybe- will make you crack a smile!
Q: What do you call a long pen?
A: PENochio.
Q: Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
A: Because he was hoarse.
Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: “I’m all ears!”
Q: Did you hear that Gazelle from Zootopia got married?
A: Judy Hopps was the “Meter Maid Of Honor”.
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