Welcome to Day 30 of incredibly corny Disney jokes and puns, I hope you enjoyed Day 30! This will be our last day of corny jokes! All good things must come to an end my friends and a long month of jokes is more than I ever thought I’d be able to put together. I hope they have brought some much needed joy to your day!
So today, I’m giving you everything I’ve got!
Q: Why did none of the toys want to go to Sid Phillips birthday party?
A: Because it was a Barbie-Q.
Q: Why did Captain Hook get suspended from school?
A: For playing “Hookey”
Q: What’s Minnie’s favorite thing to wear?
A: A Minnie-skirt.
Q: What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
A: A con-duck-tor.
Q: When does Mickey put up his new calendar?
A: On new ears eve.
Q: What did the muddy Simba say to Zazu?
A: “I Just Can’t Wait To Be Clean.”
Q: What is Mickey’s favorite treat?
A: Mice cream
Q: Where do disney characters enjoy shopping the most?
A: at the Minnie-mart!
Donald Duck, Flower (the skunk) and a Bambi went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.
When it came time to pay,
the skunk didn’t have a scent,
the deer didn’t have a buck,
so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.
Q: What is the Avengers favorite day of the week?
A: Thorsday
Q: What is Spiderman’s favourite brand of rice?
A: Uncle Ben’s
Q: What do you get when you cross a superhero with a potato?
A: Spuderman!
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Nooooooooo!!!! Please don’t stop the corny jokes. They have been helping keep my spirits up.
Thank you for 30 silly/corny days. A lot of the jokes reminded me of corny jokes that my beloved Grandpa used to say. ♥️
Thank you!